Jeff Plays Surgeon Simulator 2013

NOTE: THIS PASTA IS BASED ON A DREAM I HAD.

One day Jeff the Killer was endlessly stabbing the fuck out of his own ass until slendy came and said
"Jeff I found an amazing game in where you ether help people or fucking kill them"
Then Jeff stood up in exitement and said
"HELL YA ILL KILL DAH FUCKAS"
So Jeff search for the game slenderman was talking about and found it was called "Surgeon Simulator". He downloaded it and started playing. When he did he emedeately started to fucking cut the patient's stuff off and he caused a bug to actiavte and saw in dely as the patients head got fucked up a little then exploded. YES U HEARD ME THE HEAD FUCKING EXPLODED! Anyway one day Jeff was looking for updates and heard of the upcomming "Space Update". He can't wait to fucking murder a person in space so after the update he quickly got into action except for one thing.... HE HAS TO FINISH THE PREVIOUS OPERATIONS BEFORE HE CAN FUCKING DO THE SPACE SURGERY! So Jeff wined and moaned until he relized that his moaning and shit made him complete the other missions. So with delite he went to the space mission and what did he do? I won't say it since u bitches already no. U KNOW FUCK IT LETS SAY IT! HE KILLS ALL THE PATIENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

DA NECKS dAy

Later Jeff found out that their was a New Space Update which was alien surgery, but Jeff got fed up wiht the shit and went to NASA, in where he locked an astronaut in the bathrooms and dressed up as him.He went to space and saw an alien ship, he thought
"YES!"
So he went up to the ship and murdered everyone and also took surgery with an alien named
Blorb. Then he got arrested for 2 days

2 DAYS AFTER

Jeff went home and played SCP Containment Breach, when Slendy came and said
"WHAT THE HELL DUDE"
Then Jeff shouted at Slendy
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT"
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